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For Reals [Jan. 30th, 2007|08:01 pm]
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Love On a Real Train, 3.6 MB

Anything Jackie can do I can do better ... and without blood gushing from between my legs.

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ATTN: Amelie (Classical Music For Marri) [Dec. 17th, 2006|07:55 pm]
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Another song for Marri (that she probably already has), posted here as opposed to sent effortlessly via e-mail since she thinks she's important enough to potentially warrant a major spam-attack from me when I finally flip out. (It's true: once when I was upset with Foo because Titanic grossed millions I sent her like ten e-mails in a row asking that she kindly end her own life. In addition to this unbearable number, I really meant what I said, too, because everyone knows I hate Foo so much (it's not true that I mention her name at least once a day knowing Jackie will sock me), and even local law enforcement agencies have me listed in the VVOR (Vindictive and Violent Offender Registry) because when I get into a "street" fight (in the Best Buy parking lot) the devastating blow I deliver that sends my kneejerk opponent home permanently disabled both in body and in spirit (the blow that consequently orphans half a dozen donuts when it comes time to form the posse) is nothing less that (OOH) a swear word each of us heard a million times in the first two weeks of crawling, drooling life on this planet.)

Some Gattaca Song, 3.6 MB


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